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lmao, hey.

too-ashtonishing:

DO YOU EVER JUST RANDOMLY REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE 7 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT LOOK LIKE YOU AND THEN YOU JUST HYPERVENTILATE BECAUSE THAT COULD MEAN AN AMERICAN LUKE HEMMINGS SOMEWHERE OR GERMAN ASHTON IRWIN OR FRENCH MICHAEL CLIFFORD OR EVEN ITALIAN CALUM HOOD LIKE OH MY GOD THE CHANCES ARE RAISED AND THE STAKES ARE HIGHER AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHEAJBFKANCJDNFD

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to